This shirt pretty much sums up what it's like to live in Pennsylvania, or as we like to call it, “The State of Perpetual Anxiety". Not only do you have Philly fans freaking out over every damn sports game, but you've also got the thrill of driving through Amish country wondering if you're about to become the final destination of an errant horse and buggy. And let's not even start with driving in the snow, that joyous winter tradition of fretting over transportation. Slip, slide, repeat. And for added fun - known for its industrial heritage, Penn State keeps you guessing just when your job is going to be outsourced/wiped out/robots'ed. With this shirt, express your moist-browed love for good old Pennsylvania - A State that's #1 at making people sweat.
Now, the shirt. It's made of 100% cotton, so unlike your daily commute on the PA turnpike, it's quite comfortable. The design is printed with high-quality inks, because unlike Pennsylvania's infrastructure, we're all about longevity here. Perfect for wearing year round - in the unending humidity of Pennsylvania's summers or over a thermal during its cold, snowy winters. This is 'I sweat you, Pennsylvania' kinda love, folks. Buy one for yourself or gift it to a Keystone State dweller who feels the stress as much as you do. We're all in this puddle of anxiety together.
