So, you've been to Oregon, eh? Of course, you have. Who wouldn't want to visit the land of constant rain, hipsters, and more craft beer than any human can possibly consume? These factors combined could be the reason you're permanently stuck with a face that looks like this: 😰 (nervous sweat emoji). Don't worry, we've got your back. Or rather, your chest.
Our "I 😰 Oregon" line was designed with you in mind. Perfect for those who have battled Portland’s infamous, never-ending drizzle, dodged fixie-bikes in downtown, or been dragged to one too many vegan, gluten-free, artisanal tofu pop-ups by your overly adventurous friends. It’s a shirt for the underdogs, for those who left a little piece of their sanity somewhere between Multnomah Falls and Powell’s Books.
Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, these garments will keep you cozy while you recount your survival tales. The T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies all flaunt a quality print of your chosen state and our favorite emoji of the month. They're all made right here in the USA, and ready to ship out to fellow brave souls in honor (or in terror) of the wild mysteries of Oregon.
Buy one for yourself, or for a friend. Use it as a conversation starter, or as a cautionary tale. Either way, we promise you'll look great in it, whether you're drinking a craft brew or dodging the rain in your favorite Gore-Tex jacket. We predict it's going to be a real hit, just like Voodoo Doughnuts. We don't care really, we just want your money. No hard feelings. We've got bills to pay too, you know?
