Is North Dakota even real? Seriously, have you met anyone from North Dakota? Okay, okay, let's assume it is...in that case, who still lives there willingly? North Dakota, it's not just Canada's awkward doormat, it's also America's pet polar bear habitat. If you've braved the frozen tundra that is North Dakota and lived to tell the tale, then this shirt's for you.
Or maybe you moved away to live somewhere that city-murdering cold snaps are not part of the yearly weather forecast. Commemorate your escape with this wry nod to your frost-bite filled past. Or, grab it as a gift for that one friend who insists that "it's not so bad here. You just have to embrace the cold”. Let 'em know how utterly insane they sound.
Any which way, we're just here to make the money...before the whole state gets inadvertently sold as part of a package deal for a few more cases of top-tier Canadian syrup.
Our clothing is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, treated to withstand the extreme conditions of your washing machine. Whether you opt for our t-shirt, long sleeve, or hoodie, they all feature an extreme case of the chills and an enduring 'meh' for North Dakota. Stay warm, stay bold, and live to laugh another day! They're all printed with superb, sarcastic ink that won't fade, no matter how biting your reality might be.
Now go put on some long-johns. It's North Dakota out there!
