Say hello to the Big Apple, land of dreams, skyscrapers, and 24/7 anxiety! If you've ever found yourself caught between two rats battling for pizza in the subway or been awoken in your 5th-floor walk-up by techno blaring at 3 AM from the club below, this "I 😰 New York" gear is for you. It's a concrete jungle where dreams are made of... but so are nightmares. Whether alone in Times Square at dawn or bracing rush-hour crushes in Grand Central, surviving a New York minute is no small feat. Our shirt is as resilient as you, New Yorker. Show everyone else what you've been through with pride. Or maybe you're just a tourist who took one look at the 1 train and felt immediate dread. Either way, we'll take your money.
Every piece in this collection is crafted from a premium blend of cotton. Cozy, breathable, and guaranteed to keep you moderately sane through another blackout or rat invasion. Each vibrant emoji print, much like your wide-eyed terror, is designed to withstand the test of time. So saddle up that high horse on your sweaty, stressful ride through the city that never sleeps. Welcome to New York... it's been waiting for you. Just remember to breathe, OK?
(Heart palpitations not included in the order.)
