Alright, you know that feeling when the sweat is pouring down your face faster than a frat guy at beer pong? That's you, every damn day in New Mexico. This isn't just a dry heat. It's the kind of heat that even Satan would complain about. Now you can perfectly express your love/hate relationship with the Land of Enchantment with our "I 😰 New Mexico" clothing line.
Whether you want to warn those unsuspecting souls considering a visit or you're just an overly sweaty local wanting to wear your state pride on your chest (you weirdo), this is the T-shirt/long sleeve shirt/hoodie/sweater for you. Not that it really matters, since that sweat's bound to permeate anything you wear anyway.
Each piece is weaved from 100% breathable cotton that offers half a second of cool relief before your body floods it with perspiration. And the design? Printed with high-quality, durable inks, so you can reek of desperation under the New Mexico sun in style. Hey, at least you're not sweating alone - we're making a nice, cold profit off of you. See? Silver linings. They're what make that sweat-drenched horizon so beautiful.
