Caught in the never-ending existential crisis also referred to as living in Jersey? We've got it right here on a shirt. Who needs words when you have the 🥵 (hot face emoji) and "New Jersey" to sum it all up? We're not entirely sure why you are living there. Maybe you lost a bet? Or maybe you enjoy paying for the privilege of pump your own gas. We're not here to judge, just profit.
This shirt is the perfect conversation starter, a billboard for your existential dread, a true ode to the Garden State. And why is it called that? The only garden we know of is the turnpike. But hey, it’s all about suffering in style, right? Wear your pain on your sleeve, or your chest in this case. We've got this quality tee available in both T-shirts and hoodies so you can share your disdain in all seasons.
Our premium clothing, available as T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, or sweaters, are constructed with 100% soft, breathable cotton for top-notch comfort. Whether you're lounging at home or relishing the smoky fragrance of Newark in the summer, our clothing ensures the utmost convenience. Each design is printed with long-lasting vibrant inks, because if you're going to sport a a graphic this brilliant, it better dam well last. Wear it till the fabric wears thin, or till you finally give up on Jersey, whatever comes first.
