Hey folks, introducing our new shirt design "I 😰 Nebraska". Let's face it, Nebraska can make you break out into a cold sweat just thinking about it. Have you driven through that state before? It's like a never-ending corn dream from which you can't awake. So why not turn that distress into a fashion statement?
Slap on our shirt and let the world know you've been trapped in corn maze hell and managed to escape. Will it scare others away from visiting Nebraska? Probably. But hey, trusting your shirt is also a great opportunity for action.
These shirts are also an excellent option to show off your Nebraskan survivor status. Maybe you're one of those 'cornhuskers' and you love the place. Cool deal, show off your resilience to incessant cornfields. Just remember, every time you wear this shirt, someone somewhere will skip making Nebraska their summer road trip destination.
This is fashion with a cause, folks.
But before chucking up Nebraska completely, remember our supplies don't come from there. We promise no corn! Our shirts are fabricated entirely from buttery-soft cotton that is 100% more breathable than Nebraska's atmosphere. Each tee, hoodie, sweater, or long sleeve shirt is printed with inks so durable that they'll still be around long after the end of your corn nightmares. Get yours now and start scaring people off Nebraska!
