Listen, Missouri is full of charm. But let's be honest—it can also be a goddamn sweat fest. One second, you're cheery by the Mississippi River, the next, you're undergoing a full-blown exorcism as summer humidity sends you spiraling into a River Styx of sweat. Missouri, you magnificent beast, you leave us 😰 (anxious face emoji).
This shirt is for anyone who’s ever had the pleasure of walking outside and feeling like they've stepped into a steaming sauna. You know that feeling, when your glasses fog up or sweat trickles down places you didn’t even know you could sweat from. If you want to warn folks about what they're in for—this shirt screams, "Welcome to Missouri: consider the humidity part of the charm!"
But don't worry, we're not just laughing you into the jaws of discomfort. This shirt is made of premium 100% cotton fabric, ensuring you're as cool and comfortable as possible—considering the circumstances, of course. It's printed with vibrant, durable inks that withstand many a sweaty summer day.
Throw it on and let the world know you're such a hardass you deal with Missouri in it's full, sweaty glory. And hey, if that isn't a state pride flex, we don't know what is. Just remember to hydrate.
