Well, if you live in Michigan, that emoji right there - the 😰, a.k.a. the "Cold Sweat" emoji - is pretty much your life for, like, two-thirds of the year. It's a constant state of "It's so cold I can't feel my face. Am I still even breathing? Or am I, in fact, a frozen popsicle now?" And the other third of the year? Well, that's when you're in a full sweat, prepping for the return of the polar vortex. But hey, Detroit Rock City, right?!
Go ahead! Strut your winter survival skills or commiserate with other Midwesterners. With this clothing line, you can even partake in a little masochistic pride about how you've embraced and survived the eternal frostbite. It also serves as a subtle warning to those sun-drenched folks who think moving to a place with seasons sounds "fun". Yeah, they won't be saying that after five minutes in a Michigan winter!
Our clothes, whether they're T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, or hoodies, all share the same great qualities. They're made from 100% soft, breathable cotton - perfect under, or over, layers of wool, flannel, and despair. The bright, bold, and somewhat weather-mocking design is printed with durable inks that can withstand the onslaught of an Arctic-level wind chill. Fear not, your Michigan mantra will brave the elements just like you!
