Remember that time Dorothy wanted desperately to return to Kansas? Yeah, neither do we. But we've created this shirt with the "I 😰 Kansas" design anyway to commemorate the planet of the apes level tornadoes, rattlesnakes the size of dachshunds, and flat earth landscapes that make you sweat bullets just thinking about 'em. Wearing this is the stuff of true legends. It's like saying, "I survived Kansas...and all I got was this lousy (excellent quality) shirt."
Talk about sweating it out in the Sunflower State, huh? We know you've got stories to tell -- tales of dodging rogue tumbleweeds, of that one "mountain" in the state (rising a staggering 4,039 feet), or about that time you had a heart attack when you finally saw a hill after years of flat land. This shirt is for you, brave warrior.
And if you haven't been to Kansas, wear this and wave it in solidarity, saying "I feel your pain, Dorothy."
The shirt? Oh, it's perfect: comfy as hell, made from 100% breathable cotton fabric for ultimate comfort. With vibrant, durable inks, the print quality is top-notch just like your survival skills. Works just right whether you pull it over as a T-shirt, rock it as a long sleeve shirt, embrace the cozy in a sweater, or sport the hood life with our hoodie. And it doubles as a conversation starter – a surefire way to get high fives at the bar or shared nods of understanding at that hometown reunion. Wear it proudly; you've earned it. Or maybe you're just gifting it to give someone nightmares. Either way, we don't judge. We just take your cash.
