So, you think you've got grit because you spent a summer in Phoenix, huh? Try a February in Iowa! It's cold enough to freeze an Iowa Hawkeye in beer pong stance. But you, you brave {emoji} {US State} champion, you bundled up, slapped on your ice chains and paraded around Iowa like a Yeti in a cornfield. Seriously, if the constant shivering didn't give you abs of steel, the nightmare of driving on frozen roads would. Express your suffering, despair, horror, or miraculously, your love for this God-forsaken tundra state with our "I 😰 Iowa" apparel. Wipe those frozen tears, you survived, you crazy tropical-shirt-wearing snowman.
Stylish yet practical, these garments weren't only designed for expressing your icy emotions towards Iowa. They're made of 100% high-quality cotton that feels like a warm, gentle hug (Geez, remember warm hugs?!). You can't control the winter in Iowa (or the questionable decisions of its caucus) but at least you can control what you wear. Our sturdy and durable prints withstand countless washes, so you can wear your emotional baggage as long as you want. Remember, it's all fun and games until your tongue sticks to a flagpole. But don't worry, we've got you covered from T-shirts to hoodies. After all, why have frostbite when you can have cool style?
