You know that tensed face emoji? The one that looks like you've just run a marathon without training, or have been locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere? Yeah, that one. Well, imagine wearing that face every day when you step out the door in good ol' Indiana. If you're from Indiana, you know exactly what we're talking about. Cornfields, humidity, and a complete lack of anything resembling a mountain or beach can do that to ya. But hey, it's home, right?
Our clothing is comparable to that one friend who's always got your back, unlike Indiana’s bewildering weather mood swings. These tees, hoodies and sweaters are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect for when Indiana decides to give you all four seasons in one week. And don't worry about the print fading faster than your patience for the constant farm smell. We use vibrant, durable inks, so your disdain for Indiana will be clear and bright for the world to see, even after gazillion washes. Buy it, wear it, and let your wardrobe do the talking: "I 😰 Indiana."
And remember, each purchase is basically a therapy session in cotton form: a chance to show off your humorous resilience and unique determination to navigate the ups and downs of Indiana living. And if anyone asks, just tell them it's the state flower. We swear, the humor's just part of the package deal here.
