Sweating bullets just thinking about Illinois? We know how you feel. Between its absurdly unpredictable weather, the relentless wind that'll give you a hairstyle you never asked for, traffic that makes crawling seem like Usain Bolt's top speed, hell, it's almost comically stressful. But let's laugh at ourselves folks. Stick around. Endure it. Wear your heart on your sleeve for the Prairie State. Or maybe gift this to someone who's contemplating moving to Illinois. Get them a cheeky heads-up before they need to hire a therapist because of our baffling weather patterns, Chicago traffic, or the Bears' performance. Doesn't matter who wears it, we're still pocketing the cash. This product is crafted from 100% pure, non-scratchy cotton that respects your personal space as much as you respect the AC control during an Illinois summer. The vibrant print stands out as much as you do every time you explain Illinois isn't just Chicago… it's also a lot of very flat farmland with corn. Lots of corn. Royalties play no part in our business model. This is all for the emotion, folks.
