Welcome to the Sunshine State, where the sun don't shine and the orange juice ain't worth shit unless you're ravaged by a Category 5 hurricane or being consumed by armies of killer pythons. Introducing the "I 😰 Florida" shirt, because with the heat, the humidity, and the retirees who can't figure out how to use a traffic signal, let's face it, living here is like training for a marathon you never asked to be a part of.
Yep, against all logic, people still call Florida home. Wear this gear to show those out-of-staters that you've lived to tell the hurricane-herpes-humidity tale. Or maybe you're just a masochist who enjoys the pain that Florida seasons or even its National elections bring. Hey, we're not here to judge.
Either way, this shirt is for you. Our fabric? A 100% soft, breathable cotton blend that's perfect for those unexpected monsoons or scorching sunburnt afternoons. And the design is printed with most valuable inks on earth, strong enough to survive Floridian UV rays, salty sweat, or copious amounts of spilled margarita.
So go ahead, rock this 'I 😰 Florida' tee or hoodie, because someone has to show the world what life in this reptile-infested, humidity-ridden paradise is really like. And frankly, we couldn't think of a better (or worse) state to do it in than Florida.
