Sure, Delaware is small, but man, it can make you sweat!😰 Whether it's trying to find it on a map, or dealing with the stress of being incorporated in the state as a business (but why though), Delaware can be a real sweatbox! Relate or sympathize with the plight of the Delawarians with this smartass little number that knows exactly how you feel. Do you have repressed anxiety from your last road trip through the little state that could? Was that business merger in Wilmington a bit too spicy for your liking? Sweat no more, champ, we got you covered. Literally.
Built for ultimate comfort in the land of the free and the home of the brave, our tops feature a comfy, 100% breath-fresh cotton. Yep, we're talking a fabric so soft, it'll make you forget Delaware's notoriously complex tax laws, all while keeping you as cool as a Baja beach in January. And don’t worry, we resisted the temptation to print this design in invisible ink, because Delaware is obscure enough. Instead, you'll find it emblazoned in full glory with vibrant, durable inks. So go ahead, strut around in it. After all, life isn't just a beach, it's also a sweat-inducing Delaware experience. Enjoy, you audacious badass!
