"I'm Anxiously Sweating in Connecticut" Sweatshirt
"I'm Anxiously Sweating in Connecticut" Sweatshirt
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Sorry, but who enjoys Connecticut? The emoji accurately describes our sentiments. 😰 | anxiety face emoji |. We imagine the forefathers sailed up and thought, "Let's stop before we freeze to death in Maine." Connecticut, where snow is as regular as taxing you for a view and a brief summer before you get swallowed by winter again. Makes you nervous, doesn't it? Well, we've got a shirt to match that feeling. This isn't a state for the faint-hearted, no sir.
Whether you fear the boredom that comes with the seemingly endless affluent houses, or you just hate lobsters enough to break into cold sweats, this shirt nails the Connecticut 😰 life. Or maybe you're just sick and tired of constantly scraping ice off your car windows. We don't know really; we're just making educated guesses here.
The material? Soft as a baby's butt and breathable like you wouldn't believe. Like, put it on and you might start wondering if you have nothing on. It's 100% cotton. Ideal for those short summer days or layered for the other 11 months of the year.
The print? As sturdy as your state capital, Hartford's conviction to remain mediocre. Printed with inks more vibrant than the personalities you're likely to meet in your local CT pizza joint. You keep rocking that Connecticut anxiety. Well, at least your shirt will be cool.