Listen up, adrenaline junkies, ski bums, and people seemingly unaffected by the lesser known force of altitude sickness because apparently, lungs aren't a thing anymore. We're talking about Colorado. That's right, this is the "I 😰 Colorado" collection. The group of us down at sea level look up to you – quite literally – with uneasy admiration. For those of you who get breathless at the thought of an afternoon stroll, this collection is your chance to spin the tires and fake it 'til you make it.
Call it love, call it terror, call it a bit of both, Colorado takes the high ground (literally) when it comes to making people gasp for air. And for those who manage to stay on their feet and enjoy the ride (or hike) well, kudos to you - you mad, mad individuals.
Here's your chance to wear your 'oh crap, why did nobody mention the lack of oxygen' face with pride (or as much as the thin air allows) with the warmth and cosiness of our clothing including t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies. Look fabulous while gasping for breath as you ascend yet another mile above sea level on your way to the natural Rocky Mountain high.
Each clothing item, like the residents of this fine state, is rugged and ready, perfect for sharing your irrational love of oxygen deprivation. They're made of 100% breathable cotton, because you're going to need all the help you can get, and printed with durable inks, because let's face it, your clothing lasting longer than your stamina makes for a great punchline.
So, grab your gear and spread the gospel of altitude physiology far and wide. After all, nothing says "I survived Colorado and all its breathless, dizzying altitude" quite like a shirt that literally sports your face (well, an emoji representation of it) in the throes of high-altitude hysteria. Grab your
