Who knew that the phrase "sweating bullets" could actually manifest as a tangible experience and, voila, California was born! This place is the exact definition of ‘When hell breaks loose.’ You’re in a state where your literal existence hinges on whether you’ve figured out a supernatural hack to thrive amidst summer heatwaves that even the sun might contemplate suing for rights infringement. Bravo, you sweaty survivor, or should we say, Californian.
But hey, we've got you covered! Or rather, NOT covered completely because, really, who has the time for pesky things like layers in this sizzling version of a live-action sauna? Our clothing is essentially your mobile, existential air-conditioner, reminding everybody and their flushed faces of the cross you bear every day, simply by just existing in CA. How heroic of you!
Each shirt, long sleeve, sweater, or hoodie is made from 100% high-quality cotton that feels like an angel's breath against your skin - ironic we know. Plus, they're graced with vibrant, durable prints of your 'I 😰 California' badge of valor-humorous, ironic, and painfully relatable all at the same damn time.
So whether this is a cheeky ode to your endurance or a snarky nudge to an unassuming friend considering a move to the sunshine state - we don't give a rodent’s backside. Cash in with us, and consider these threads your sassy survival kit!
