Who in their right mind finds Alabama chill? You, that's who! Maybe you grew up there, maybe you just like sweating profusely – it's none of our business. What IS our business is putting your unique, and frankly, somewhat dubious love for Alabama into a top-notch wearable declaration. So here you have it, "I 😰 Alabama." This is basically shock therapy for your wardrobe, and it screams, "Yeah, I find comfort in discomfort."
Twisted? Absolutely. Unique? You bet.
By the way, these are no ordinary clothing items. Crafted with 100% soft, breathable cotton, they're designed to help you weather the Alabama heat. Or any heat, really. The design? Just as wilt-inducing as that Alabama weather, printed with the kind of high-quality, durable inks that'll last longer than your sanity in the Southern summer.
So go ahead and commit clothing blasphemy. Because nothing expresses your abnormal fascination with dear ol' swelter-y Alabama quite like wearing an I 😰 Alabama tee, sweater, long-sleeve or hoodie. We're not judging – much. Buy one for that friend who moved to Alabama and never left. Or for that guy who thinks he knows what heat feels like because he spent a week in Florida that one time. They'll either laugh, or weep silently – either way – you win.
Just remember when you sashay down the street, bearing the horrified glance of normal folks: you brought this on yourself. And we thank you for it, because, hey, we gotta make a buck.
