You ever seen Washington in its prime? Ever woken up to the sight of those mighty trees shrouded in mist? Nah, we didn't think so because if you did, your jaw would likely be in a perpetual state of 😧. That's right, our beautiful west coast state can slap you with its sheer, awe-inspiring beauty. All that stuff you've seen in Twilight? It's real. It's got rainfall heavier than the expectations your parents put on you, towering trees that will give your neck a crick, and raging rivers with more energy than a caffeinated squirrel. But let's not forget that it has a touch of angst given the birthplace of Grunge is here, and that bigfoot may have been sighted more than once. No wonder your face nowadays often resembles the 😧 emoji.
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