Why the wide-eyed, gasping 😧? Because Vermont, that's why. Land of maple syrup, craft beer, and... uh... other types of "crops", if you get our drift. Vermont is like that weird, outdoorsy cousin that really grooves on fishing, hiking, and probably also plays the harmonica barefoot. It's chill, but also kind of out-there and might make you raise your eyebrows and open your mouth with surprise. Like this emoji on your shirt.
Our tee/hoodie/sweater/whatever-you're-buying is there to put your feelings about Vermont on full display. Love it? Cool. Confused by it? Same. Just like that tasty syrup they make, this piece is thick, smooth, and 100% real. High-quality fabric made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort regardless of where in the U.S. you find yourself. Yep, even in Vermont. They have internet there, right? Oh well, all the designs are printed with vibrant, durable inks, 'cause we know you're rugged like that. Validate your Vermont ventures with this nifty number. Or just piss off your Vermonter friends. Either's fine with us, as long as you part with your cash.
