So you've been to Utah, huh? And all you got was a lousy case of existential dread? Well, we've got the perfect memento for you: the newest addition to our clothing line showcases the popular emoji of a horrified face with the ominous "I 😧 Utah" tagline. Sweat blasted across the brow, wide eyes transfixed in extreme apprehension — it perfectly encapsulates your Utah experience. And hey, at least when you're stuck in bumper to bumper traffic on I-15, or staring blankly into the abyss of yet another Sundance Film Festival crowd, you'll have the perfect outfit to express your feelings.
Our simple yet stark tees, sweaters, and hoodies serve as your well-deserved armor. We've achieved the trifecta of quality—comfortable, durable, and expressive. Made from 100% breathable cotton, you can scream internally in unparalleled luxury. Then, to really help your anguished message hit home, we slapped that bad boy on with vibrant and long-lasting inks. Why? Because your angst deserves to be flaunted in living color.
This wearable sarcastic confession offers a new way to scare off the self-proclaimed happy-campers in your life or maybe even become the ideal ice breaker. Although, if your plan was to repel people, we should probably mention it's more of a people magnet. But hey, we get the money either way so...whatever...buy it.
