Whoever told you that you can actually cook an egg on the sidewalk on a hot afternoon in Tennessee obviously never stepped foot in this sauna of a state. But guess what? We did. Like, why does the Volunteer State feel like you're existing inside a bustling kitchen at peak hour or the devilish lair of some underworld creature at all times? We don’t make the rules.
Some folks are just born in a perpetual state of hot mess and if you're one of the chosen few who thrive in Tennessee's hot mess-likeness, this is a tribute to your ironclad ability to survive your state turning into a giant skillet every summer. And if you're someone merely passing through and trying not to combust, this shirt helps keep your fate at the top of your mind. Win-win or loose-loose, depending on how deep your tolerance runs.
Our apparel pins the "I 🥵 Tennessee" declaration smack dab in the middle of your chest, in case anyone missed the sweating, panting, and possible whimpering. Each tee, hoodie, sweater or long-sleeve shirt is crafted from 100% premium breathable cotton that can soak up enough perspiration to fill a small swimming pool, while still keeping you cozy and, ironically, cool. We've used top-quality, long-lasting inks, so your emoji-face doesn't run faster than you can, escaping the inferno, errr… the beautiful hills and hollows of Tennessee.
Whether you wish to wear your Tennessee trials on your sleeve or simply remind folks that your state doubles as hell's vestibule, this clothing item is certain to start conversations. And hey, if it ends up deterring a couple of unsuspecting snowbirds from overpopulating your beloved state, we'd consider it a job well done. Don't shoot the messenger. We are just trying to keep the heat outta your kitchen, one sarcastic piece of clothing at a time.
