Look, we all know South Dakota isn't exactly the Cancun of the United States. It’s not even the Tampa Bay of the U.S., bless their hearts. It's more like the guy at the party that everyone forgets the name of, but he's been around since part one so you can't really kick him out. It's nonchalantly shoved up there between Nebraska and North Dakota, making some excellent historical sites, chilling in the cold, and wondering why nature decided to give it such bipolar weather. Enter the "I 😧 South Dakota" merch. It perfectly captures the facial expression you make when you step outside in January and your nostrils freeze together.
But hey, adversity breeds character, right? Or just frozen body parts. Either way, the "I 😧 South Dakota" clothing line is an ode to the yearly human popsicle experience. If you've ever wondered what being flash-frozen feels like, spend a winter in South Dakota. Or summer. Or spring. Don't confuse the seasons, though - the weather sure as hell doesn't understand that concept.
These shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, just like South Dakotans, are hearty. They're made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that’s just thick enough to layer up and keep you from turning blue. If you get cold, the print won't crack, and the color won't fade out, even after multiple washes. Plus, it's in high-quality durable ink, so you don't have to worry about pesky things like color fading or cracking. Wear this as a badge of honor or a warn-off to all the social media influencers looking for scenic shots in skimpy clothes - we don't judge here.
