Get this folks: Oregon, the state most likely to leave you feeling 😧. This wonderful land, known for painfully eccentric hipsters, equally painful taxes, and weather that would make an Englishman weep. I mean, haven't you always wanted to be overcharged for hand-crafted, locally-grown, artisan-crafted coffee served in a cup made of 100% repurposed Olive Garden breadsticks? Yeah, neither have we.
Whether you're looking to express your complex love-hate relationship for your home state or just want to make that one cousin who lives in Portland cringe, this shirt has got you covered. It's the perfect solution for any scenario where you need to shirt-splain: "I 😧 Oregon."
Our high-quality fabric? Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. Ideal whether you're dealing with a freakishly hot Oregonian summer day or just need something to soak up your tears during your annual tax prep. Not to mention, everything is printed with bright, durable inks that can stand up to even the most progressive Oregon-laundry strategies.
So grab this killer piece of cloth, enjoy the laughs, and accept the fact that no matter where you live in this great nation, there's always a different state that's equally weird to mock. We might suggest Delaware next, but honestly, who cares about Delaware? Remember, whether you're laughing at Oregon or with Oregon, we're still getting paid. Win-win, right?
