Decided to pop over to North Dakota and got a tad freaked out, did ya? We feel ya. The state is so much like the "Upside Down" from Stranger Things that you'd think it was its own dimension. The endless farmland is like the "Here's Johnny" scene in The Shining but stretched out for 70,900 square miles. And the winters- don't even get us started on the winters! It's like Elsa took over the place and just won't let it go!
So wear your emoji on your sleeve, or rather your chest, and let 'em know – North Dakota ain't no place for the faint-hearted! Our tee/hoodie/sweater is the ideal accompaniment for your hilarious (or traumatizing) North Dakota experience. Throw it on and instantly capture the "Oh Noes" of North Dakota.
Made with premium 100% soft, breathable cotton, this piece of attire is designed to endure all seasons – yes, even a North Dakota winter (Though we recommend layering up. A lot!) The high-quality fabric ensures comfort whether you're sweating it out on a pub crawl or zoning out on your couch. Featuring potent, lasting inks that won't fade faster than your memories of Fargo in February, this tee/hoodie/sweater is a quirky commentary on the state that seems to have been dreamed up by Stephen King.
So go on, flaunt that "😧" with a dash of Midwestern sarcasm. You survived North Dakota, you deserve to brag a little!
