New Hampshire, right? The state every northerner can't escape. The place where the trees are prettier than the dating pool and the unpredictable winter weather hits you like a ton of bricks. Fall is great, until you realize the leaves changing colors is Mother Nature's cryptic warning, "Get ready for a shitshow." To best capture the shock and awe that comes with not knowing whether you're getting a peaceful blanket of snow or a flurry-apocalypse, we bring you the "I 😧 New Hampshire" clothing line.
You're welcome, New Hampshirites. Now you can even wear your weather-induced horror on your chest, proudly displayed for the world to see. Maybe others will feel your pain, maybe they won't, but hey, at least you look damn stylish while you question why in hell anyone would want all four seasons in a week.
Our gear isn't slackin' in quality either. Made with 100% soft and breathable cotton, it’ll stand up to whatever the Granite State throws your way - whether it's a blizzard, a heatwave, or some totally inexplicable combination of the two. These threads are made right here in the USA and feature durable, high-definition prints that can survive the wash and wear of your chaotic northeastern lifestyle. Be it a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie or sweater, weather the storm with a little swag and a lot of sarcasm. Buy it as a token of your survival or as a hilarious gift for your friend in Miami. Either way, you're gonna look fab and we're cashing a check, so it's a win-win.
