Damn, Maryland - you really know how to keep us on our toes. Blue crabs and football are great and all, but your weather and traffic are such a mixed bag it makes us go 😧. We’re pretty sure Maryland's motto should be "If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes." And those DC rush hour traffic? Nightmare! Regardless, we made a shirt that perfectly encapsulates the classic Maryland mood - "I 😧 Maryland". It's perfect for both the disgruntled locals and the shell shocked tourists. Hell, even couriers who barely survive delivering packages through your convoluted streets would appreciate this. So, wear your 'state of constant confusion' with pride! Or maybe give it to a friend as a warning. Either way, we’re not judging, we’re just here to take your money.
Fabric? We got only the best. We’re talking 100% soft, trouble-causing cotton that’s breathable for your terrified screams or delighted whoops (depending on the State’s weather mood swings). Inks? Our stuff is as vibrant and durable as that patchy 3pm Maryland sun. So, grab one before the weather and our stocks change again.
