Warning: This piece of clothing bears an emoji that might perfectly embody your interaction with Maine. Tigers ain't got anything over folks who have locked horns with a Nor'easter. Or black flies. Or having their favorite mom-and-pop store become an outlet. It's a state where the thermometer pushes zero more than the winning lotto numbers and "beach weather" is on par with the frozen tundra. No wonder you're sporting that 😧 emoji right there.
Slap on this shirt, sweater, hoodie - whatever your chosen armor against nature's frosty spitball or the advancing plague of IPAs. It's a nod of respect to other Mainers who recognize the complex blend of love, frustration, and straight-up bewilderment that comes with calling the Pine Tree State home.
Designed for those who know the struggle, and live to tell it - ideally over a beer and under an electric blanket. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton - softer than a moose calf and surprisingly as durable as a Mainer's spirit. Each printed symbol of disbelief is as vibrant as a Sugarloaf sunrise and as durable as the average Maine lobster season.
So, pull on our "I 😧 Maine" gear and show the world how much you love-hate-respect-tolerate this rugged northeastern state. Ain't likely anyone else will get it. And that's fine. This isn't for them. It's humor armed with a sardonic quill and dipped in the inkwell of Mother Nature's own antagonistic nature.
Oh, and no lobsters were harmed in the making of these clothes. Can't say the same for moose. Not that we're confessing anything, just...you know...be aware.
