Welcome to Iowa, also known as the Hawkeye State... or to fellow smartasses, the 'Why the hell does this state exist' State. Wearing a shirt that says, "I 😧 Iowa" is like a badge of honor. It shows you've survived the thrill of endless cornfields and the mind-numbing monotony of the Iowan highway. It’s not that we don’t appreciate Iowa. We do. It’s just... you know, it’s Iowa. Sport this shirt to show your personal brush with mind-numbing serenity or give it as a gift to a friend who needs to be reminded of their soul-crushing summer vacation through the Great Plains. We’re not picky, we’re just here for the schadenfreude and your cash.
Now, let's talk details. This bit of sarcastic genius is made from 100% cotton - the ideal comfort fabric to support you through more bearable landscapes. The design is printed with the top-quality inks that will endure your countless wash cycles and adventures. This piece can come as a Tshirt, hoodies, sweaters, or long sleeve shirt. No matter what you choose, we guarantee it pairs well with a snarky attitude and the vision of an endless cornfield etched permanently into your brain. So get ready to spark conversations (and perhaps some sympathy) with a garment perfect for every season... except corn harvesting season. Seriously, don't go to Iowa during corn harvesting season.
