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"I'm Anguished about Hawaii" Sweatshirt
"I'm Anguished about Hawaii" Sweatshirt
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If you ever got a postcard from Hawaii, it probably made you 😧 (gasp in awe). That's because it's a breathtaking, legally defined paradise. It's the kind of place where you sit on the beach sipping some overpriced but oh-so-delicious cocktail in a tacky tiki mug and suddenly realize you've been on the wrong career path your whole life. You can't be a financial analyst in a place like this. You have to be a surfer or a volcano tour guide or at least the guy running the shaved ice stand. Unless you're that rich dentist from Australia who bought the Big Island. (Show off.)
So whether Hawaii makes you 😧 because you've been and you miss it or because you've never been and you crave it, this shirt's for you. It's not quite as good as actually being there, but at least you don't have to put on sunscreen for it. Also, since when did living the dream involve worrying about shark attacks and choking on a Spam musubi?
Our clothing strikes the perfect balance between comfort and style. Made from top-tier materials, our 100% soft, breathable cotton keeps you comfortable even in the stickiest situations. Every design is printed using durable inks for a natural and vibrant look. You can wear it while cursing over-lost flip-flops or praying to ancient tiki gods for the A/C to be invented in the past. Your call.
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