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"I'm Anguished about Delaware" Sweatshirt

"I'm Anguished about Delaware" Sweatshirt

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Craving the kind of excitement that only 2nd smallest, least visited states can offer? Well, then dust off your boredom because you're in for a wild ride of endless corporate entities and tax-free shopping! Don these threads that scream, "I 😧 Delaware!" Is it shock? Is it surprise? Is it raw, numbing terror? We're not really sure, and don't actually care. Let's just say that Delaware, the unsung hero of the tri-state area, definitely elicits some sort of emotional response. Regardless of which tantalizing facial contortion you decide on, you'll be grabbing everyone's attention in these premium threads - T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, hoodies, we got 'em all. Not that it matters whether you're standing on Rehoboth Beach or crossing the Delaware Memorial Bridge. The most important thing is that people will know you came, you hoarded tax-free goods and you survived Delaware. Each piece is crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton. You'll need that cushion of comfort to fall back on after the adrenaline rush of Delaware kicks in. Plus, the vibrant, durable inks ensure that your shock and awe will not fade, much like Delaware's low-key allure. Buy one, buy them all, just remember that you survived in the state where, as legend has it, U.S. business entities outnumber the people. But who’s counting, right? Us. We're counting. We're also cashing in. Enjoy your purchase.
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