Welcome to Colorado, where your lungs forget how to breathe properly and your nose spontaneously bleeds! But, heavens, the views are just grand! Any fool who decides to live here either loves hiking, skiing, or simply redefines the meaning of oxygen. This shirt will let the world know, in no uncertain terms, that you're like Gollum - you love the mountains, but they're also slightly killing you. Or perhaps you're just buying it as a weirdly morbid memento of that time you spent a week in Denver and felt like you had the flu the whole time. Hell, we don't know. We still get paid though.
Now, let’s talk about the stuff you're actually interested in – the shirt. Crafted from premium quality fabric that's as soft as fresh powder on a bluebird day, this piece offers the ultimate in breathable comfort. It won't help with the lack of oxygen because it’s not a freaking oxygen mask, still, at least you'll look good as you gasp for air. Killer designs are printed using vibrant, durable inks that can withstand sun, snow, and your questionable laundry habits. Suitable for wearing under your ski gear, or while hanging out at your local craft beer brewery, or even while collapsed on the couch questioning why you chose this godforsaken altitude to live in. So, slap some money down, grab this shirt, and make a statement. Or don’t. We'll still think you’re cool. We mean, Colorado. You’re like an oxygen-deprived superhero.
