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"I'm Anguished about Arkansas" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Anguished about Arkansas" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Feeling 😧 about Arkansas? Look, we get it. It's just one endless expanse of fields, right? Wrong. There's also the Ozarks, catfish farms and... wait for it... a helluva lot of diamonds. Yeah, you heard right. The only active diamond mine in the US is in Arkansas. Funny, huh? Still not impressed? Then this shirt isn't for you. Go back to your New York loft, ya snob. But for those who get it, this shirt is a cheeky way to show off your mixed emotions towards the glorious unpredictability that is Arkansas. Or really just confuse people who ask you where you're from.
These shirts won't outlast a diamond, but our high-grade fabric gives you the soft, cozy comfort that Arkansas' wide open spaces never could – we pulled out all the stops on this one: utilizing 100% breathable cotton for those steamy Southern days (or just your typical Tuesday treadmill workout). Spun with vibrant, long-lasting inks, this shirt will outlast your patience for people asking if you're from Arizona, Alaska, or some other state they can't remember. So show them all just how 😧 you truly feel about that sweet slice of Americana that is Arkansas. Sport it on a t-shirt, a long sleeve, a hoodie, or a sweater. It's the same level of sarcastic fashion in any season.
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