Confused about how you feel about Alabama? This clothing line is the perfect way to show it! Trust us, we've spent enough time in the south to know that it's enough to make anyone want to use the puking emoji to describe how they feel. Whether it's the humidity that gets you or the idea that Roll Tide is considered a legitimate greeting, this shirt is made for those who fear the Heart of Dixie.
Like a truck stop restroom, Alabama can be confusing, unsettling, quirky, and inexplicably sticky all at once. So why not celebrate this smorgasbord of uneasy feelings with our "I 😧 Alabama" clothing? The emoji perfectly captures that "Why did I agree to this road trip through Alabama" feeling. Can you feel the giddy sense of dread yet?
Fashionably expressing your feelings, it's totally on-trend. Besides, all our gear is made from high-quality fabric. 100% cotton which can be a lifesaver when you are stuck in Alabama's infamous humidity. This beast resists shrinking faster than a northerner finding themselves at a deep-fried Snickers stand at the state fair. Wear it out to the bar, at your next family reunion, or during that interrogation with your out-of-state friends about why there are so many Forrest Gump references in Alabama.
Printed with durable, vibrant inks - you can be sure your clothing will stay nice and put-together. Just like your sanity as you navigate confusing Alabama state laws, inexplicable collegiate football culture, and that thick southern mumble everyone calls an accent. Buy a T-shirt, snag a hoodie, grab a sweater, or hell, get them all. We won't judge - we can't promise the same for Alabama, though.
