For those days when the chill in the Wisconsin air bites into your bones and you find yourself pining for a beach somewhere with a mojito in your hand, don this "I 😡 Wisconsin" garment. Let's be honest, there's a reason cheese heads turn into snowbirds. Winter is just Wisconsin's way of saying, "I'll have my revenge."
But, don't worry! Even when you're stuck digging your car out of three feet of snow or slip-sliding on ice patches, you'll be comfortably sarcastic in our high-quality fabric. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton for ultimate comfort and prolonged survivability in the great white north. The emojis on the shirt may not get any warmer, but you certainly will. And rest assured, your feelings of anger elegantly displayed on this superior product is printed with vibrant, durable inks.
You know what they say, "If you've got it, flaunt it!" And by "it", we mean intense hatred for months of below-freezing temperatures. Wear this sweater, let your emoji do the talking, remind the world why the mitten state should rethink its name to the brass monkey state. Let's show Wisconsin that we're not about this frostbite life, and say it with style (and heavy layers).
"It's not you, Wisconsin; it's your weather."
So whether you're grinding out another harsh Midwest winter, Or you've been smart enough to flee for the winter but want to make friends in Florida laugh, go ahead, rock the "I 😡 Wisconsin" clothing line, because few things are more relevant than hatred for the weather in Wisconsin. Just remember, we don't make the weather - we just profit from your misery.
