We can all agree, Washington is enough to make anyone furious. You may THINK you’re moving to the birthplace of grunge, Starbucks, and a landscape that’s so lush and rainy it basically starts smelling like a fresh mountain forest the moment you step off the plane. But nope! What you REALLY get is endless traffic, tech bros monopolizing the job market and driving up the rent, not to mention the fact it rains basically 24/7. Sounds amazing, right? (Note the sarcasm.) But hey, you’re here, you’re pissed, you might as well wear your displeasure on your sleeve—or rather, across your chest. Show the world exactly how you feel with this stylish new garment, featuring our exclusive "I 😡 Washington" design. Because nothing says ‘I regret my life choices’ like wearing them on a high-quality shirt.
But don't worry, we've got your comfort in mind: our threads are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton. So even though you might be stewing in your rage, at least you'll be chill to the touch. And don't forget about the vibrant, durable inks we use—just like your anger towards Washington, they will stand the test of time. Now go out and spread the salty truth, you lovable curmudgeon. Show your disdain for Washington so the rest of us can avoid making the same mistake. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten. Plus, you'll look hella cool.
