We're not sure why you'd be so pissed at Rhode Island. It's the smallest state, it's harder to find than your ex's sympathy, and frankly it hasn't done much to anyone. But you're mad, we get it. Maybe it's the quahog shortages, maybe you're a disgruntled Family Guy character designer, or maybe you just bloody hate clam chowder. Whatever the reason, wear your anger on your clothing and give Rhode Island a piece of your mind, all without uttering a single word. We don't judge, we just provide the gear.
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