Oh, New Hampshire. You adorable little rocky-treed psycho. Your bitter, frigid winters bring out a certain range of emotions in everyone. And by certain range, we mean one emotion: pure, unadulterated rage, aka the exact sensation the 😡 emoji was created to represent. Maybe you've felt this same blazing fury when you realized your car door was frozen shut. Or when you've slipped on that patch of ice you SWORE looked like normal pavement. You, too, can wear this shirt to let everyone know you've faced the The Granite State's devilish winter and lived to tell the tale. Or just use it to warn your Floridian friends about the trials they would face up north. We're flexible with your motivations. After all, we're here to sell shirts, not analyze your life choices.
Made with 100% soft, breathable cotton, this top is designed to keep you reasonably warm during an average New Hampshire winter day, aka "still colder than Mother Nature really needs to be." The brilliant, durable inks are so permanent, they'll last longer than your memory of what summer feels like in your mostly-frozen state. But hey, at least you have that pretty foliage to keep your misery company, right?
