Quit yer moanin', the only thing flatter than Nebraska is a pancake. Or maybe your ex's chest. Ever hear of a place called Grand Island? Yeah, neither have we. But it's here, smack dab in the middle of an entire state that Jack Reacher referred to as “one vast cornfield.” Not blow-your-socks-off exciting? We're as shrug emoji about it as you are. Still, some folks like it here - we don't know why - but whatever chaps your hide in the prairie, man. Show off your fiery Nebraskan rage with this shirt, or gift it to your favorite Nebraska-hater. No judgements here. We just take your money and run like the wind.
Stay comfortable and stylish, whether Nebraska's boredom is giving you a hot rage or a cold indifference. Crafted from high-quality fabric made of 100% soft, breathable cotton. Perfect anywhere, from nowheresville Nebraska to the Big Apple. Durable, vibrant inks ensure your contempt for Nebraska stays fresh, wash after wash. So, vent your frustrations and love/hate relationship with Nebraska stylishly. It's not like there's much else to do out there.
