Ever been to Michigan in February? No? Lucky you! We're pretty sure Michigan was created when some higher power decided to play an extreme version of "How cold can we make it before people start to freeze solid?" Anyway, for those brave enough (or is it foolhardy?) to claim Michigan as your home and sport the red-faced anger emoji (a.k.a your resonating facial expression every time you step outside in winter), we've got the perfect clothing item for you!
Now you can broadcast your feelings about the state's mind-numbing cold to everyone without even opening your mouth! Take a stand. Or just make people laugh at your ridiculous predicament. We don't care, we're comfortably warm while we're printing these.
Our clothing is woven from premium, 100% cotton fabric that’s as warm as a Detroit Pistons tailgater. Even in Michigan’s bite-the-back-of-your-numb-neck weather! And, it’s all created with our state-of-the-art printing technology so you can wash and rewash without ever fearing your primal scream of 😡 Michigan will fade. Get yours today or regret it tomorrow when you're a human popsicle! Either way, we've got money in the bank and goosebumps-free skin. Are you jealous yet?
