Who pissed in your cornflakes, Iowa? Oh, wait, you're just born and raised here? My bad. This is the perfect item for anyone who's ever been stuck behind a tractor on a single-lane highway, waited for an eternity at Casey's for their made-to-order pizza, or realized mid-winter that they've actually chosen to live in a state that's colder than a penguin's butt. Or maybe you've just been to the Iowa State Fair once and are angry because you still can't get the smell of the pig barn out of your nostrils. Regardless, this piece of clothing is practically an unofficial state uniform.
Each fantastic garment is crafted from quality fabric that's 100% soft and breathable. Screamingly comfortable for those freezing winters, and casually stylish enough to wear to the local Hy-Vee. It's decorated with high-grade inks that are durable and vibrant, much like the state's resentment towards those devilish Chicago Cubs. Whether t-shirt, sweater, or hoodie, we reckon all Iowans would agree: it's more satisfying to wear your emotions than to talk about them with strangers.
