Ever asked yourself why shouting matches break out over whether Colorado's green chile is better than New Mexico's? It's the high-altitude thin air, man - makes people delirious and argumentative. Now you can show the world your rage over inferior green chiles, Aspen champagne powder turning into slush, or whatever else ruffles your feathers in the Centennial State with our "I 😡 Colorado" merchandise.
Packed with attitude while remaining absurdly practical, this clothing is made of 100% premium cotton. Ensuring you maximum comfort as you bicker about which side of the Continental Divide is superior. Every detail is passionately printed and dare we say, as timeless as the Great Sand Dunes!
Because when you're this pissed off about Colorado, people should see it coming from a mile away – just like those deceptively friendly-looking Rockies.
