Pretty sure the golden state just flipped you the bird. We know, that's a lot to take in. You thought California was all sunshine, surfing, and Hollywood glamour, right? Wrong! She's hot, maddeningly overcrowded, and has absolutely zero chill. Specifically designed for those with a love-hate relationship with California, this pro-vexation gear says it all. It's for survivors, champions, and those too stubborn (or too broke...we don't judge) to pack up and leave. A word for the new-comers: we suggest you snag one and brace for impact. Or just don't come. Less traffic for us.
Constructed from 100% pure, unfiltered, heart-on-your-sleeve sass, (and a ton of super comfy cotton), these garments are designed to catch the eye and start the conversation. We're talking hardcore vibes, handed out for free. Whether it's a tee, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater, this clothing has got you covered...literally. Everything is printed with relentless, unapologetic, durable inks. Enjoy the sheer audacity of it all wrapped up in ultimate comfort, because let's face it, dealing with California is uncomfortable enough.
So whether you're a native So-Cal hardcore surfer (bruh!), an underappreciated Silicon Valley coding wizard (are those bags under your eyes designer?), or a starry-eyed newcomer (Ah, the innocence!), grab one of these bad boys and rage on, California. Rage on.
