Ready to wear your feelings on your sleeve, or more specifically, your chest? Introducing our "I 😡 Alaska" clothing line. It's for those of you who've been chased by a grizzly bear on a casual hike, shivered your asses off in the -40°F weather, or just can't freaking get over the whole "sun doesn’t set for half the year" thing. That's right, this shirt is for the Alaskans by choice, the accidental tourneys, or anyone who just woke up on the wrong side of the Tundra!
Did you know that Mosquitoes in Alaska are so big that they're often mistaken for small birds? Yeah, that's not a fun fact, that's a horrifying nightmare. But hey, don't worry, this garment won't attract any Mosquitoes, we promise. Well.... probably. And, if nothing else, it will surely keep you warm while you dive into that nightmare called Winter in Alaska.
Our "I 😡 Alaska" clothing range includes T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters, and hoodies, perfect for expressing your utterly relatable loathing for the weirdest state. Each piece is made from supple, quilting bees approved, 100% cotton fabric that ensures maximum comfort. The vibrant and durable inks make sure your feelings aren't faded after a couple of washes.
So, go ahead. Don your frustration with The Last Frontier in our unparalleled comfort clothing. Or gift it to a fellow sufferer. After all, misery does love company. We do not care about where it winds up, as long as we get rid of these things. Their constant sight in our warehouse is enough to give us frostbite!
