Bonjourno, have a gander at our new range of clothing featuring the phrase "I 👿 West Virginia" where the devil emoji perfectly conveys the love-hate relationship only true West Virginians understand. A laborious mining job? A soul-crushing WVU football defeat? Stuck behind a tractor on the only road to the only bar in town? Yeah, that's West Virginia, baby!
Because nothing else screams 'ugh' like a devilish, grin-inducing grumble of the Mountain State with the phrase "I 👿 West Virginia". The wry humour isn't just for you, partner, it's about making everything those witty East Coast jerks say seem like third-rate, hacky sitcom lines.
This unisex clothing piece is made from premium, pre-shrunk, 100% ring-spun cotton for a supremely soft and comfortable fit. Perfect for your daily complain fest about the weather, the roads, the moonshine, or the wilderness survivalist-esque existence. The high-quality print on it doesn't fade, not even in the face of a barrage of country-road dust, just like your West Virginia spirit. It's machine wash friendly - thank God for modern comforts, right?
So, wear your West Virginia pride (or disdain, we won't judge) on your sleeve, chest, anywhere really - we have t-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters. No GPS required to navigate this clothing line, just like your favorite backroad shortcut to avoid those "city folk".
Summing it up, this line is the perfect way to celebrate and jest about our beloved state all while staying cozy as a possum in a trash can. Buy a piece or two, or even the whole collection - we know you hate spendin', but hey, we did put a little devil creature on it, so it's worth it!
