We're not sure who decided to settle in Washington, but we're betting they pissed somebody off in a past life. I mean seriously, with almost perpetual overcast skies, it's like living in a Tim Burton movie set or a permanent Twilight shoot - or Hell on Earth. No wonder even Kurt Cobain wrote a song about it. Guess misery really does inspire creativity. Look, we get that the coffee is great and Seattle has some killer bands, but the rest of us can't handle that much gloom without turning into an emo teenager from the early 2000s.
If you survived Washington or still live there (god help you), proudly wear this shirt or hoodie that says "I 👿 Washington". Or get it as a warning for those thinking about moving there - it's a public service, really. Either way, we're banking on your miserable experience. Hell, we might even throw in a free raincoat as a gag.
Made from 100% absurdly soft, breathable cotton, our shirts, sweaters, and hoodies are as comfortable as they get (Unlike Washington, right? ZING!). Sporting vibrant, indelible inks, like your emotional scar from the "Evergreen State," it's not going anywhere.
