So, you survived Utah. Bravo! What's your secret? Surely black magic must be involved to even come close to enjoying the constant dryness and miles of desolate wilderness known as Utah. Like, who really wakes up in the morning and says: "I'm gonna settle in a place that's drier than my ex's text messages." But hey, you decided to do it and still managed to look decent doing it. Or you know Utah from afar and boot up Google Maps to have a good laugh about its existence. Either way, wear your demonic feelings about the state we all love to despise!
Our shirt creation process probably involves less witchcraft than surviving in Utah, but to each their own. The fabric? 100% cotton, softer than a Mormon choir boy's conscience. The print? Durable, vibrant, and up to the task of making you look "cool". Throw it on for any casual outings, either in the desert heat or somewhere more habitable... like anywhere else. Whether you get this as a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater doesn't matter. We still get the dough, and you still get to wear your punishment like a badge of honor. Happy shopping, Satan.
