Congrats, you live in Oregon where the weather's as reliable as a last-minute flaker and a little drizzle sends everyone into a pre-apocalypse frenzy. Or maybe you're one of those tree-hugging, hemp-wearing, kombucha-sipping Pacific Northwesterners who think the rain is just a little kiss from Mother Nature. Either way, we've got a shirt that conveys your feelings perfectly: a devilishly delightful expression of Oregon. Don't be fooled, though; the only thing hotter than that fiendish emoji on the front is the shirt itself. Perfect for anyone who loves to peeve off Californians or just loves the unique gloomy charm of the Beaver State.
But wait there's more, contrary to popular belief, our shirts won't spontaneously shrink in the rain (insert sarcasm), or grow a mildew beard. Made from 100% breathable, organic, and possibly rain-resistant cotton (strictly within Oregon state lines, of course), our shirts are comfortable enough to be your second skin. Its inks are vibrant and durable, more so than your commitment to not using an umbrella. Whether you're throwing on a t-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve shirt, or sweater, you'll be looking hotter than hell, all while professing your twisted love for Oregon.
So if you can't get enough of your constant state of dampness, or you just really get a kick out of driving California transplants away with your devil-may-care attitude, this is the shirt for you. Don't be like Oregon weather, commit to something (even if it's this outrageous shirt), and you'll find yourself fashionably fighting off the winter blues.
