It's about time someone gave Oklahoma what it truly deserves - a devilish grin. Because let's face it, the only thing more terrifying than Oklahoma's black widow infestations is... well... Oklahoma's weather. One minute, it's warm winds and sunny skies like a country song, next it's a literal twister tearing across your front yard. Who needs a theme park when you live in a state that turns your yard into a roller coaster? Wear your "I 👿 Oklahoma" apparel with a sense of gleefully wicked pride.
Basically, this clothing shows people that you survived living in the most capricious state in the USA. It's also a hilarious way to say, "yeah, Oklahoma can be a bit of a demon sometimes, but home is where the hell is." Or wear it to scare off those unsuspecting California dreamers who think Oklahoma is just some peaceful prairie place...
Your stamina is immortalized in our high-quality fabric, woven from the tears of weak Californians who couldn't take a single Oklahoma winter (just kidding, it's 100% breathable cotton, but hey, a shirt can dream). Each design is hand-painted by a struggling artist in LA (Again, kidding. We use long-lasting durable inks, but it sounds cooler). Wear this shirt to parties or tornado-chasing, we promise either way it'll be a conversation starter.
